Yeah…

So, yeah… I’m NOT writing the book anymore because it was too much like my favorite books by Erin Hunter. So, now I’m doing one with my friend Paula Lazardo.

Yay!

Sorry…

Sorry for NOT posting for a  LONG time, people. 

Umm… Oh, yeah
Well, yesterday was my birthday and stuff… And I got a BORDERS giftcard so i can (yay) buy some books from BORDERS… Yahoo

Speaking of BOOKS…

I am writing a book and guess what … It might be published So, in a LONG time from now, you might see my books lining the shelves of libraries and bookstores YAHOO Anyway, my book is titled… “UDRETS: (pronounced ‘oo-drets’) The Hope to Survive

So… Yeah, and stuff!

Maya

So…

So, how’re your lives, people  I hope you enjoy this site at least a bit. Have you visited my bud Talia’s site yet  If ya haven’t, you can check my links to where it says “Talia’s Blog”. Remember, she JUST started her li’l blog, so it’s not JAM-PACKED with you people askin’ her to “Sponser my site, sponser my site!” like some people do to ‘awesome people’. Anyway, so you should check it out. PS … She’s CRAZY over “Gavin DeGraw”. It’s kinda weird. Anyway, go to her site  Why do you keep on standin’ here  Move it on over to Talia’s Site! Go on over there

~ Maya ~

 

 

Jordan - Pig Person

Ok, yeah, so, there’s this person in our class, and her name’s Jordan. She’s crazy for pigs. CRAZY! She even has a shirt that says exactly, “Pigz Rock!” and it has a flying pig. If you look in her journal, you’ll see what she calls, “Flying Princess Pigs.” If you say, “Bacon. Ham. Sausage.” She’ll go, “Get AWAY from me!” We were doing reports in class, and she was assigned the Wild Boar, and she went NUTS! She’s all, “YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY woohoo! Yayers!!!!!!” and start jumpin’ off the walls. That’s Jordan for you. 

Tell me all your favorite animals, and why you like them, and I’ll tally it up and see the ultimate animal!

Butterfly (1) - “beautiful colorful flutterful bugs with a lotta freedom”

*Sigh…*

… Gosh, people… This is crazy. What are we doing to help the Earth? Nothin’. Nothin’ at all. 

Today in Science class we learned about symbiosis (animals working together for long-terms) & mutualism (what happens when both animals benefit from symbiosis), as well as parisitism. So, we read all about these aphids and ants (ants showing aphids the way to good food, so as they eat they release their little “aphid juices” that the ant eats) and coral and some other sea plant. All WORKING TOGETHER!!! Making each other happy. 

So, I read that parasites, such as mosquitoes, get good stuff from their hosts, while their hosts itch itch itch at the spot. I figure we’re kinda like parasites, because we go and kill other animals for food, but what do THEY get out of it? NOTHING! Excluding death, of course. 

Speaking of weirdness (weren’t we?), if you go to America, and look at people’s faces, they’re always like: (look sideways) =[       And I went to a place called Guatemala last Summer, and if you said “hi” to them, they would always smile grandly and say it back. But here, if you say “hi” to someone, they look at you like you’re a crazy maniac. Hmm….

HED!!!!!!!!!!!! (Not to Be Confused with “Head”)

HED HED HED HED HED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(”What the HECK does she mean by HEAD?”)

H.E.D. not HEAD.

Anyway, HED stands for Happy Earth Day!!!!
You know what, people? It’s so important to take care of the earth yet at school today, not 1 person said, “Happy Earth day.” It’s crazy people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRAZY! People MUST take action to saving our planet. IN 3-5 billion yrs., the sun will blow up and we’ll all die, but we have to help the planet out because, you know what? We’re gonna DIE out before then! Yes, WE, humans, are going to die!

What’s that you say? “What? We can’t die out… We’re - we’re… we’re humans!” Yeah, so? “We  can’t die out… We’re us! That wouldn’t be alright if we died!” What’s that you say? It’s horrible if WE die out; but if Caribbean monk seals die, we say, “Pfff… It’s ok, it’s just one of the HUNDREDS OF ANIMALS THAT ARE GOING TO BE EXTINCT IN APPROX. 150 YEARS?” Yes? Yes? YES? 

 

Pets Rock!

Well, I have a cat named Matilda — you can call her Tilly.

She’s some kind of Calico Tortoiseshell.

She comes, meowing, when you hold out your hand. 

…Sometimes.

If you leave open the front time for 1 moment, you won’t ever see that beautiful orange-black face again. In the night she gets bored bored BORED! So she meows really loud loud LOUD! It’s kind of cute

Tell me about your pet and his/her tricks and his/her favorite toys, and whats really cute about it!

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Adam’s Pet - Muffin: Runs really fast. 

Justinbob’s Pet - Bough: Is really slow.

Jamie’s Pets - Guinea Pig and Cats: So far no information.

More

Sorry, people, if I’m not posting as much as you think i should post… I’m just so wrapped up in the udret war and the earth destruction that I forgot all about you. I’m sorry. I have NOTHING to say, except negative things about this polluted earth of ours…

Anyway, I guess life CAN be happy, what with all the CATS on Earth… Tell me about how you feel about earth… and maybe even about your cat, or a cat you know of!

Q’s

Which came first: The chicken or the egg? - answer: the chicken, it then laid the egg. 

Answer from - Thepigdog

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How long does it take to get to the end of the universe?
What is the highest number?
Who made up the first language and what was the first word? Is there any life at any other planet? What was the first animal on Earth? What’s it like at the center of the Earth? Why do humans chop down millions of trees? What would happiness taste like if it was a food?

Can you answer any of these questions?